Fanciful

Giggly things

Four things that have made me laugh. A list.

First.

This text from an UNREVEALED FRIEND:

“Sometimes, I think that if someone else saw your texts, they’d think you’d been drinking.”

My response:
“Sometimes I realize that if someone saw me/ overheard any of my convos/ watched my dance/ wondered how I matched my clothes, they’d think I’d been drinking.”

(For the record: I don’t really drink. Too easily dehydrated.)

Paul and I. I think we're giving a demo of our super sonic microwave oven.

Paul and I. I think we’re giving a demo of our super sonic microwave oven.

Second.

Then the twins dressed up:

Me: Look! You guys match! You’re real twins!!
Them: WE KNOW. We matched on purpose. And we took a picture with your camera so you would have it.

There you have it.

There you have it. Fresh from my camera.

Third.

This conversation with my mother:

Me: Our house smells like…a greenhouse! So! Many! Flowers!
Mom: …Or a funeral home.

Valentine revelry impresses not my mother.

Valentine revelry impresses not my mother.

Fourth.

This conversation with my oldest brother which started at 11:11 a.m.:

me: what’s up?
make a wish
fast
fastfastfast
oh, you wished for a guinea pig?
there’s one at the humane society who needs a forever home
David: i doubt it
me: I look at their site every day
I know what I”m talking about
[Sends the link]
Sent at 11:12 AM on Tuesday
David: not going to click that
propoganda
me: You’re only hurting yourself
David: good

And this is a picture of my Kiwi following my mom around, hoping for snacks but being disappointed because my mom doesn't even love her. But, don't worry. I gave her snacks.

And this is a picture of my Kiwi following my mom around, hoping for snacks but being disappointed because my mom doesn’t even love her. But, don’t worry. I gave her snacks.

Ah! Kiwi is the cutest beebee!

I must go pet her!

(Yes. Short posts every day this week. It happens. I have stuff to plan, ya’ll).

XOXOXOX

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